Harry Potter Porn and Bloggers Are Douchebags

I’m not sure what’s more disturbing, the fact that someone killed themselves over the fake spoiler for Harry Potter, or that the creepy blogger reporting on it (seen above) seems to be mocking the suicide in Fine Internet Style. Here, see for yourself.

Excerpt:

“Apparently a girl in the PHILIPPINES has just killed herself over fake spoilers of harry potter and the deathly hallows!

OMG. That is so SAD!”

Q.E.D. Bloggers Are Huge Douchebags.

But that’s not the only bit of Harry Potter madness that a little searching around on the Internets turns up. More brain-searing insanity and miscellany, after the jump.

1) Killing yourself over a fake spoiler = tragic. But, inevitably, sometimes fake spoilers are awesome.

2) And while we’re at it, here’s some Harry Potter slash fiction.

3) And hey, why not while we’re at it, here’s some Harry Potter erotica. Featuring stories like

“Empty”: “Malfoy. Draco … I need this.” Ron looked up at his admission. Surprisingly, Draco looked as if he understood. He nodded silently and pressed his lips against Ron’s forehead before interlocking their fingers and tugging the taller redhead along behind him.

“Teaching Methods” : Hermione sets out to seduce Snape into joining the fun. Sequel to “Fumbling Fingers, Wandering Hands”.

“The Illegal Animagus Subjugation Front”: In which Rita and Hermione take that hilariously sadomasochistic dynamic of theirs out for a spin at the bottom of a certain Egyptian river.

4) Quizzes That Should Never Have Been Made

SWEET JESUS H.W. CHRIST ON A BICYCLE WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS

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2 Responses so far »

  1. 1

    Mike said,

    You know, I’m not entirely sure that the original blogger was being sarcastic. I mean, he might very well be, but there are actually people who use ‘OMG’ and caps locks (…SAD) without any sarcastic intent.

    On the other hand, I think I read somewhere that he eats babies and kicks puppies for fun.

  2. 2

    Tim said,

    I read that too.


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