Archive for Crime

Association Is Causation: Part II

Some of you may have heard about Oscar the Death Cat — the amazing cat that has accurately predicted the death of over 20 patients in a nursing home. If he curls up next to you, you’re probably going to die within 4 hours.

The report suggests that Oscar might just be unusually capable at picking up on the subtle signs of impending death, but the facts are consistent with another possible hypothesis:

WHAT IF THE CAT IS KILLING THE PATIENTS?!?!

They’ll probably be way embarrassed if that later turns out to be the case.

OCCAM’S RAZOR’D

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In Other Cambridge-Related, Penis-Stabbing News

Jesus, so many crazies recently

See, e.g., Z-Square Restaurant.

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File This Under “F” for “Really Fucked Up”

What you are seeing is a picture of Brian Wells in 2003. He is wearing a t-shirt with the word “GUESS” written on it. In a few moments after that picture was taken, a bomb strapped around his neck exploded, taking his head off.

It’s a super super bizzare unsolved case.

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