Some of you may have heard about Oscar the Death Cat — the amazing cat that has accurately predicted the death of over 20 patients in a nursing home. If he curls up next to you, you’re probably going to die within 4 hours.
The report suggests that Oscar might just be unusually capable at picking up on the subtle signs of impending death, but the facts are consistent with another possible hypothesis:
WHAT IF THE CAT IS KILLING THE PATIENTS?!?!
They’ll probably be way embarrassed if that later turns out to be the case.
OCCAM’S RAZOR’D
This Shit Is Bananas 