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Patron Saints

I mean, really…

Who knew there were so many of them?

Some favorites:

-Albinus of Angers, Patron Saint Against Pirate Attack

Julian the Hospitaller, Patron Saint of Circus Workers

Marculf, Patron Saint Against Eczema

Isidore of Seville, Patron Saint of the Internet

Bernadine of Siena, Patron Saint of Public Relations

Joseph, Patron Saint of People Who Fight Against Communism

Drogo, Patron Saint of People Who Are Unattractive

No kidding. Read ’em and weep, boys.

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The Untold Genius of Jazzuo

Ah — the Internet, home to such amateur media genius/tinkerers as David Firth and Joel Veitch.

…and “Jazzuo” — author of the completely inexplicable game Sexy Hiking.

Details on the creator are sketchy at best and his website seems to have gone entirely defunct, but according to his listing at Portal of Evil, he’s some homebrew game designer living in Poland.

The game itself is pure, unadulterated madness.

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The Gallery of Inept Child Outreach

Brought to you by your friends at the US government.

1) ReadyKids! (Department of Homeland Security)

2)  AMSville, brought to you by the US Department of Agriculture

More insanity, after the jump

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From The Japanese Culture Owns Department

1) Sumo Wrestlers Making Babies Cry

From CNN

Babies face each other and are coaxed to cry. The first to bawl is declared the winner. The ritual is a wish for the good health of the children, as crying reputedly is beneficial for babies.”

More awesome, after the jump.

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Studies Show TSA-Related Humor To Be Vaguely Amusing

Who knew that TSA-screeners had such a sense of humor?

Presenting, TSA-Screeners.com

Featuring a slew of surreally bad TSA-themed humor, including Onion-style fake headlines, three homebrew comic strips, and merch shop.

And, my personal favorite, TSA-themed parodies of popular songs.

All Hail the Internet!

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Boytaur

Don’t ask me about how I found this one.

“There’s something wildly, almost primally, attractive about a guy with four legs: the crowding of long, sculpted thigh muscle, the four calf muscles bobbing and working in rhythm with his four-legged walk, the four strong male feet supporting his powerful boytaur body. Boytaurs know this attraction well, and it is our constant joy, both to have and to share.

Of course, many boytaurs don’t stop with four legs. Some add more legs, going six-legged or more. Some add extra arms. And many, enjoying all their boytaur feet, decide to go wristfooted as well.

Other boytaurs have completely different transformations, or none at all, but are still boytaurs in spirit, enjoying their augmented bodies, and sharing that joy freely. Boytaur.net is dedicated to helping that sharing go on across the internet, all around the world.”

Best (Worst) of all, it’s NSFW. Check it out here.

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A Brother Nathanael Post-Mort

Some of you may remember that I blogged a few weeks ago about Brother Nathanael’s week-long incredibly inept hate-mongering one-man protest against the ACLU where he sported cowl, big ass cross, bike reflectors, and a huge “ACLU JEWS ARE ANTICHRIST” sign.

He recently scored an exclusive interview…with himself…about his protest of the ACLU. It’s been posted to his livejournal — which features a whole new crop of insane MS-paint composed collages and incredibly leading questions.

It’s awesome: a little like watching someone really getting into talking with themselves.

And here it is.

Vaguely interesting tidbits, after the jump.

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